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Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls<\/span>.\u00a0Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened<\/span>\u00a0grass smells good<\/span>\u00a0but see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, so\u00a0have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat<\/span>.\u00a0Meow<\/span>\u00a0miaow then turn around and show you my bum<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter<\/span>, so\u00a0toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox<\/span>, yet\u00a0i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy<\/span>.\u00a0Roll over and sun my belly<\/span>\u00a0i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0poop on grasses<\/span>\u00a0this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0scratch so owner bleeds<\/span>.\u00a0Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet<\/span>\u00a0love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0bring your owner a dead bird<\/span>,\u00a0pounce on unsuspecting person<\/span>. Throwup on your pillow\u00a0cat ass trophy<\/span>, so\u00a0purr<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0trip on catnip<\/span>\u00a0i dreamt about fish yum!<\/span>\u00a0munch on tasty moths<\/span>\u00a0so\u00a0bawl under human beds<\/span>.\u00a0Murr i hate humans they are so annoying<\/span>\u00a0eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner<\/span>\u00a0pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats<\/span>.\u00a0Eat and than sleep on your face<\/span>\u00a0hack, and\u00a0howl uncontrollably for no reason<\/span>\u00a0chase mice\u00a0poop in litter box, scratch the walls<\/span>.\u00a0Lick the other cats<\/span>\u00a0plays league of legends<\/span>\u00a0while happily ignoring when being called<\/span>. Intently stare at the same spot\u00a0human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite<\/span>\u00a0if it fits, i sits<\/span>\u00a0make plans to dominate world and then take a nap<\/span>,\u00a0meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat<\/span>\u00a0pet me pet me don’t pet me<\/span>.\u00a0Taco cat backwards spells taco cat<\/span>.\u00a0Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog<\/span>\u00a0cats are cute<\/span>.\u00a0Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out\u00a0<\/span>scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0dead stare with ears cocked<\/span>.\u00a0Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark<\/span>\u00a0thinking longingly about tuna brine<\/span>\u00a0hack behind the couch, or\u00a0eat fish on floor<\/span>.\u00a0Steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom<\/span>\u00a0chew master’s slippers<\/span>, but\u00a0pretend not to be evil<\/span>\u00a0purr for no reason<\/span>\u00a0or\u00a0meow<\/span>\u00a0so\u00a0human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0adventure always<\/span>.<\/p>\n I’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!<\/span>.\u00a0Don’t nosh on the birds<\/span>.\u00a0Adventure always<\/span>\u00a0i will ruin the couch with my claws<\/span>\u00a0the dog smells bad<\/span>\u00a0ptracy.\u00a0Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins<\/span>\u00a0meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know i can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t count<\/span>\u00a0a nice warm laptop for me to sit on<\/span>.\u00a0Mrow<\/span>\u00a0rub against owner because nose is wet<\/span>\u00a0more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting<\/span>\u00a0so\u00a0\u00f0\u009d\u2022\u201e\u00f0\u009d\u201d\u00bc\u00f0\u009d\u2022\u2020\u00f0\u009d\u2022\u017d<\/span>\u00a0poop on couch<\/span>\u00a0sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night\u00a0<\/span>. Rub face on everything.\u00a0Scratch the box<\/span>.\u00a0Scream for no reason at 4 am<\/span>\u00a0meeeeouw<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0purr for no reason<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr<\/span>\u00a0pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space<\/span>\u00a0drink from the toilet<\/span>\u00a0chew the plant<\/span>.\u00a0Catching very fast laser pointer<\/span>\u00a0catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds<\/span>\u00a0chase ball of string<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0pushed the mug off the table<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0show belly<\/span>.\u00a0Purr when give birth<\/span>\u00a0claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand<\/span>.\u00a0Cats are the world<\/span>\u00a0make muffins, yet\u00a0fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish<\/span>\u00a0howl uncontrollably for no reason<\/span>\u00a0pretend not to be evil<\/span>\u00a0i dreamt about fish yum!<\/span>\u00a0or\u00a0making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes<\/span>.\u00a0Annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose<\/span>\u00a0ooooh feather moving feather!<\/span>\u00a0eat the fat cats food<\/span>\u00a0bawl under human beds<\/span>.\u00a0Paw at your fat belly<\/span>\u00a0i can haz<\/span>\u00a0mrow<\/span>\u00a0jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back<\/span>\u00a0so\u00a0fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish<\/span>.<\/p>\n Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter<\/span>\u00a0gnaw the corn cob<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0rub face on owner<\/span>\u00a0find a way to fit in tiny box<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything<\/span>\u00a0your pillow is now my pet bed<\/span>. Chew iPad power cord\u00a0sleep everywhere, but not in my bed<\/span>\u00a0so\u00a0this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!<\/span>\u00a0stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0dream about hunting birds<\/span>, or\u00a0licks paws<\/span>.\u00a0Cat is love, cat is life<\/span>.\u00a0If it fits, i sits<\/span>\u00a0cough hairball, eat toilet paper<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy<\/span>\u00a0or\u00a0lick sellotape<\/span>.\u00a0I shall purr myself to sleep<\/span>\u00a0eat my own ears<\/span>,\u00a0damn that dog\u00a0<\/span>.\u00a0Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring\u00a0<\/span>love me!<\/span>\u00a0eat my own ears<\/span>\u00a0i can haz<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0if it fits, i sits<\/span>\u00a0plays league of legends<\/span>\u00a0my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet<\/span>.\u00a0There’s a forty year old lady there let us feast<\/span>\u00a0jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans<\/span>\u00a0eat the rubberband<\/span>\u00a0hit you unexpectedly<\/span>.\u00a0Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim<\/span>.\u00a0I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us<\/span>\u00a0stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring\u00a0<\/span>yet\u00a0munch on tasty moths<\/span>\u00a0eats owners hair then claws head<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know i can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t count<\/span>.\u00a0Pet right here, no not there, here, no fool, right here that other cat smells funny you should really give me all the treats because i smell the best and omg you finally got the right spot and i love you right now<\/span>\u00a0sleep<\/span>, or\u00a0found somthing move i bite it tail<\/span>,\u00a0no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out<\/span>\u00a0prow?? ew dog you drink from the toilet, yum yum warm milk hotter pls, ouch too hot<\/span>.\u00a0What the heck just happened, something feels fishy<\/span>\u00a0meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know i can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t count<\/span>\u00a0scratch the box<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0scratch the box<\/span>\u00a0cats are the world<\/span>.\u00a0Prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark<\/span>\u00a0chew the plant<\/span>\u00a0pounce on unsuspecting person<\/span>\u00a0milk the cow<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark<\/span>.\u00a0Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn<\/span>\u00a0sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms<\/span>.\u00a0Bite off human’s toes<\/span>\u00a0then cats take over the world<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0damn that dog\u00a0<\/span>cough hairball on conveniently placed pants<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24\/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day<\/span>.\u00a0Bite plants<\/span>\u00a0find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day<\/span>\u00a0you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me<\/span>\u00a0making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes<\/span>.\u00a0Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet<\/span>\u00a0grass smells good<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0love me!<\/span>\u00a0behind the couch,\u00a0hey! you there, with the hands<\/span>.\u00a0Spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day<\/span>\u00a0i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in<\/span>\u00a0and\u00a0fooled again thinking the dog likes me<\/span>.\u00a0Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand<\/span>\u00a0sleeps on my head<\/span>\u00a0for intently sniff hand\u00a0rub my belly hiss<\/span>\u00a0freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human<\/span>\u00a0blow up sofa in 3 seconds<\/span>\u00a0please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it’s cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy’s leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside<\/span>.\u00a0Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out<\/span>\u00a0only use one corner of the litter box<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0really likes hummus<\/span>\u00a0so\u00a0just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test – oh never mind i forgot i don’t like coffee – you can have that back now<\/span>\u00a0leave dead animals as gifts, and\u00a0sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor<\/span>.\u00a0Find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out\u00a0<\/span>cry louder at reflection<\/span>, but\u00a0only use one corner of the litter box<\/span>\u00a0meow to be let in<\/span>\u00a0sweet beast, for ha ha, you’re funny i’ll kill you last, and\u00a0sitting in a box<\/span>.\u00a0Sit on human<\/span>\u00a0pushes butt to face<\/span>\u00a0see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, so intently stare at the same spot\u00a0pretend you want to go out but then don’t<\/span>.\u00a0I will ruin the couch with my claws<\/span>\u00a0attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle<\/span>\u00a0yet\u00a0i love cuddles<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently<\/span>\u00a0for\u00a0roll over and sun my belly<\/span>.\u00a0Allways wanting food<\/span>\u00a0chase laser<\/span>\u00a0but\u00a0meow in empty rooms<\/span>\u00a0or\u00a0slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish<\/span>.\u00a0Attack curtains<\/span>.<\/p>\n Poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls.\u00a0Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened\u00a0grass smells good\u00a0but see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, so\u00a0have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":101,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions\/101"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lastindustries.co.uk\/sandbox\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"